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Sunday, September 30, 2018

Sludge White and the Seven Curmudgeons - Chapter Four


as she lay sleeping supposition surfaced,
skimming the stirring edge of recurring dreams
where she restlessly wandered a bleak terrain
with its plundered and sundered, overmined seams.

but the dangling threads were superseded
in her fitful filtering of fussy detail
by the need to sate her covetous hunger,
engulfing her senses like a toxic Grail.

her husband passed the night avoiding conflict
staring past the omens glaring in the sky;
shying from silence, sidestepping reason,
and striving to recall just how it felt to cry.

when at last he lumbered into slumber
he found himself fĂȘted by merchants from the town,
their fatted coffers flush with flashing coins.
but his eyes wept blood and he couldn't find his crown.


*

in the forested fringes of Fleagle's Fern
in a cottage heaped with sleeping brooms and crows
the hopeful dreams of Sylvana were sweetened
by diffident departures, scented with rose.

floral breezes floated in from the heather,
fluttering curtains, caressing curling toes
redolent of their garden meanderings
flirting with flowers in flaccid flaunting rows.

Guanyin sat serenely in spellbound silence
contemplating space with wise and sightless eyes
tenderly attended by the monkey,
a sorcerer's apprentice in simian guise.

all of a sudden a laugh escaped her lips
and she nodded her head while the monkey grinned.
then he crept away so as not to intrude
on her intimate discussion with the wind.


*

Gramps kept watch in the spookhouse in the woods,
haunting the hallways, treading trenches in the floors
like a soldier whose horror lives inside him,
forever ensnared in never-ending wars.

he couldn't bear to close his eyes in darkness
uncertain they'd open on daylight again.
he feared waking up in a formless, senseless void
beyond the compass of anyone's ken.

his grandson slept soundly, swathed in reverie
swaddled in irony and wound in his sheets
unaware of his elder's unraveling woe,
reviving his life as a stray on the streets.

springing from a hideout, Pasty at his side.
spitting at soldiers, then taking to their heels.
scavenging for crumbs with pigeons and sparrows.
pinching saucy tarts to spice up paltry meals.


*

Pally's muffled dreams teemed with flying children
a sinuous string of tiny trusting hands.
losing his grip, he clambered in a chasm
struggling and slipping in suffocating sands.

he leapt from the covers, his heartbeat thumping,
thrashing and shivering in a sweat soaked chill.
Nate pulled him close and stilled his soundless spasms,
blinking back the tears Pally's eyes wouldn't spill.

later when moonshine winked in the window,
divulging the tale of an owl's furtive flight
Nate drifted through themes lifted from childhood
drenched in dappled sunshine, splashed with wells of light.

he fashioned a pipe at his late father's side
eager for approval, brash with newfound skill.
but the stem recrafted into a cudgel
radiating hate, and hankering to kill.

he smashed it on the ground, and battered its pieces
but the scene scattered and spun like a top
and flung him on a plank of a rickety bridge
spanning a daunting, precipitous drop.

pursuing sentries surged from either side
their arrows clattering and plunging in the gorge.
as he panicked the situation altered
to a clustered bluster round the blacksmith's forge.

he couldn't quite grasp the gist of the grievance
that roused the peasants to bristling high dudgeon.
but he glimpsed the weapons burnished on the wall
which briskly recalled the brandishing bludgeon.

he pondered the source propelling its evil
and the shrouded fright shouting in outraged eyes
and woke with the notion that disavowed doubt
must be rife in a life where violence lies.


*

scrapes, scuffs, and scratches from rough ragged edges;
scruffy toughened beards that grate on chafing chins.
leaching rusty hinges attached to their latches;
splintered shards and the prickly points of pins.

serrated nettles and sharpened incisors;
thorns that cling to roses in porous clay pots.
pliant spines consigned by riled porcupines;
spindly needles slung through tightly threaded slots.

squelching squishes made with sploshing galoshes
when pouring rains make drains puddle up with drops.
sopping socks, spongy mops, and dribbling noses;
sludgy snow melting in slushy sloppy plops.

slippery flippers and soft supple slippers;
smooth wet surfaces of gleaming polished rocks.
flimsy flat feathers inhabiting hats;
the gooey slimy jumble of cream cheese and lox.

obdurate itches that linger on fingers;
vague echoes of feelings where once there were rings.
barely breathing breezes that tickle prickled skin;
fleeting encounters with butterfly wings.

glossy satin finishes glazing confections;
the crunchy crumbles on gooseberry pie.
velvety linens and warm woolen mittens;
Gropey rolled over with a satisfied sigh.


*

in the same gabled room under the rafters
in a rumpled and crumpled tumbledown bed
Rashful was tangled in a muddle of covers
his pillows bunched up on top of his head.

he snored with a deafening, gravelly roar
like a sour-tempered, frog-ingesting bear
and dangled his feet in divergent directions,
wriggling his toes with each release of air.

he was taking advice from sage hummingbirds
bobbing in a circle, flitting past his ear,
throbbing brilliant wings and whispering droll things
arrogant humans were disinclined to hear.

altering branches unveiled an antlered man
arrayed in the mantle of a sunlit night.
or perhaps a deer with a human semblance
ardently painted with a palette of light.

fused grievances were shed in an instant.
accumulated miseries melted away.
he felt it would take astonishing effort
to align with the weight of the mortal fray.

and he laughed aloud with blithe abandon
at the happiness stemming from a simple tree,
readily grasping Sylvana's rapture
for this was doubtless where he'd always want to be.


*

the bay window was open in Sludge White's room
and billowing breezes were scurrying in
puffing the curtains and ruffling the feathers
of the sill-hugging birds that nestled therein.

in an image that was slowly receding
she saw herself waving and saying goodbye.
and someone was hushed by the thrushes and doves,
crushed with the embers beneath the garnet sky.

a rapid succession of snapshots followed.
in each her likeness was the constant focus;
leaping from ledges and spitting at soldiers,
relentlessly viewed from an unseen locus.

she couldn't recall such an obsession
in the psychic pastiches she'd hatched up before
and was baffled by the sheer consistency,
the bane of ploughed minds and refuge of a bore.

but glimpsing the dazzling, quicksilver emotions
spraying like sparks from a sharpening knife
she grasped that they had to be Sylvana's
who'd opened this window when she entered her life.

in the tart taunts tossed at thuggish sentries
she discerned the witty bite of Mock's waggish bent
and mused that she must be paying calls on dreams
as the deer by her side nodded their assent.


*

Lumpy slumped limply on his clumped, bumpy mattress
further sleep stumped by a scratch in his throat,
resolving at last to head for the kitchen
to drum up a helping of honeyed compote.

he wobbled down the steps weaving past Gramps
a mournful ghost wielding a wavering candle
weirdly contorted by trembling shadows,
lugging more sorrow than he could stand to handle.

a gilt candelabra glitzed up the kitchen,
brushing its glitter on fritters and truffles.
the swashbuckling knives had retired to their drawer,
though tempers still flared in trifling scuffles.

Weepy poured milk for the pendent otter,
curving round his shoulders and peering in the pail.
Sleazy waltzed in after gadding about the inn,
plastered and pickled yet lustily hale.

"all right, me lovelies?  are the riffraff sawin' logs?"
he reeled and stumbled, landing in a chair.
Lumpy clattered a bowl on the cluttered table,
flashing to Weepy an eye-rolling glare.

the bearskin watchrug inched past the doorway,
snapping at conjecture deflected in the hall.
an errant draft played havoc with the candles
and shady grotesqueries danced on the wall.

"the wind is changing" Lumpy thickly remarked,
mumbling while shovelling his syrupy fruit.

"those are heady words" Sleazy tartly observed,
emptying his pockets of aces and loot.

the cards were sticking together like thieves,
their slick edges polished by his amply greased palms.
forged papers slipped out of a hidden lining,
stashed in a sampling of pornographic psalms.

he pitched a pamphlet hawking stagnant swampland
and unloaded a pair of lopsided dice.
then he plunked down a pouch packed with laced roaches,
spurious simoleons, and sizzling ice.

next came furtive flasks and spicy lubricants,
and the keys to unlock unsavory lairs.
though Weepy and the otter had started for bed
they could feel Lumpy smirking from the stairs.


*

dropping from his tethers into deepest sleep
Weepy soared in the old familiar pattern.
he'd been making this journey in the darkness
ever since sentience first kindled his lantern.

he'd never been able to direct the path
for unnatural sway nulls natural law.
he simply accepted events as they happened
and felt with his heart whatever he saw.

he glided above the unattached ponies
as daylight streamed from a swollen salmon sun.
they'd not yet exhausted their blissful exertions,
blistered and bleary yet still having fun;

freshly engaging a burgeoning freedom,
the cult of control ripped apart at its seams.
and he flushed like a lighthouse, brimming with mirth.
for tears never coursed through his nightseeing dreams.

the otter was nestled just under his chin,
nimble paws twitching and curling claws withdrawn;
exploring a world of dawning wonders
as he frolicked and frisked with the freckle-flecked fawn.

he replayed the day they gentrified the cottage
after the borders had first come unwound.
the elder otters were boxing up bugbears
and sorting them out on the beaten down ground.

a commotion arose from somewhere inside,
spawning a pause in the birds' busy bustling.
then a stout elk emerged grappling with a sack,
bouncing about and vigorously tussling.

Pasty appeared in an open window,
beaming a smile like a tender piercing dart.
she brushed her fingers to her lips in a kiss
and for some strange reason he woke with a start.


*

Sappy stepped sadly through the backlit forest,
wary and weary from a night scanning signs
gravely shaken by unpromising portents
ominously twinkling in sinister trines.

the astral aspects were full of foreboding
and the patterns formed by flocking folk were drear.
never before had leaves lost their luster
or berries been bitter so early in the year.

in an instant his surroundings were shifting,
constantly whirling in contrary motion.
countless particles shimmered in the air,
spinning the currents of a cellular ocean.

hues were suffusing in myriad directions,
a kaleidoscope escaping its frame
gradually altering everything in sight
save where he'd come from, which remained quite the same.

Sappy was confronting a vast living picture
composed of tinted light and muted sound:
a bier encircled by kneeling figures
in a mass of pink flowers, reposed on a mound.

mammals and birds swelled overhanging branches
and swallowed the sorrowful stretches between.
their heads were bowed and many were wailing.
a lachrymose wind lapped the edges of the scene.

though he stood on the brink he couldn't see faces.
so he leaned in closer, squinting his eyes.
and the vision vanished in that very moment,
trailing a whisper of wearying sighs.

he reeled and collapsed in the trampled clearing,
grasping at grass that had recently been burned
and wondered if he'd witnessed the future.
it was then that he noticed the fog had returned.


*

the anxious harpy had risen with the dawn
to slake her rancour and stay her aching need,
attempting to quell her equivocal qualms
with decisive action and distracting speed.

donning a hooded cloak she headed for the stairs
past the nodding king in his aerie lair,
his ashen face etched with the trace of a tear
his crown askew on his alabaster chair.

the hidden chamber seemed just as she'd left it
awash in its litter of glittering junk,
the wainscoting stained with the travelling blood
the book sequestered in a trifle-filled trunk.

the mirror was dozing in patches of purple,
swathing his gaze in a cryptic veneer.
the cauldron was insistently simmering,
seething bursting bubbles and free-floating fear.

the roughhousing rats were asleep in a heap
except for the spy who was watching the queen,
his red eyes glowing under half-opened lids
peeping from the rim of a tarnished tureen.

she slipped a slim vial from her vestment,
slurping its turbid liquid in a single swig
and set in at once to swagger and writhe
like an angry puppet in a scandalous jig.

her face was engrossed in a raging mask,
her skin stretched entirely out of proportion;
a staggering sack of wriggling wrinkles,
a sagging feat of torturous contortion.

then she clutched at her throat with dramatic flair
retching in a rasping agonizing gag
and stumbled to a standstill before the mirror
decked out as the craggy, haggard old hag.

she inclined her head, batting her bleary eyes.
"well, deary, who's the scariest in the land?"

he winced.  "your likeness, your highness, takes the cake.
in all fairness it ought to be contraband."

she let loose a cackle and slapped his frame
flipping his shiny surface the wrong way around
and briskly hobbled to the smoking cauldron
amidst scuttling rats, revolving the ground.

raising her arms in solemn demeanor
she appeared to peer at a spot past the ceiling
and produced an enchanting thrumming hum,
the drone of pious bees, their rapture congealing.

"i wake the winnowing wights in windblown wastes,
dissolving fallen dead with withering waves.
i summon the sirens of Sicily,
singing stranded sailors to sodden sea-swept graves.


i flush the frothy crystals melting fell fjords

ye frost fairies foster in thine ice-bound caves.
i arouse the selkies and stream-dwelling sprites,
dousing the earth with thy spouting, splashing staves.

i conjure fog from its filmy elements.
i evoke the mantle of billowing blue.
i convene the cover of inky darkness
and wrest subtle mist from early morning dew.

i tinge my features with banishing brushes
to shelter my pigments in nondescript hue.
i steep in pervasive evasiveness
and suffuse my semblance with a clandestine brew.

i assemble the ousted ancestors
to hearken to my wishes and answer my plea.
in the name of thee who are wholly unholy
so it shall happen, and so mote it be."

the mirror spun around and softly muttered
"i said it before in this same dreary den.
she managed to revive that tuckered out horse
just to beat it to death all over again."

the snooping rat snickered in his bewhiskered dish
and the mirror blushed with a coral glaze.
then the crone dipped an apple in the cauldron
and clasping her basket stepped into the haze.


*

in a huddled hamlet not far from the castle
in a rambling bend of the babbling brook,
the slimy dampness was swirling in the streets
and settling a chill in every clammy nook.

the innkeeper was clinging to a ladder
propped against the entrance of the Gimpy Gait,
an oilcan tucked in his apron in hopes
that the squeaking sign might finally abate.

a saucy barmaid sauntered out of the tavern
in a lavender wig like candyfloss
and reposing his hands on his padded hips
aimed a sideways glance at his daydreaming boss.

"will you be about it the rest of the day, then?"
he tarried while staring into the murk.

"don't get your knickers in a twist, our Trixie!
when did mindin' me become your line of work?

i was simply recallin' the creakin' din
on that windswept night when the floodin' occurred.
that's the last time i set eyes on our Pally,
gone missin' all these days with nary a word.

i warrant he's landed in serious trouble,
mixed up in whatever's happened to Nate.
i warned him about wearin' his heart on his sleeve
and now i'm afraid it may be too late."

"if she wants to pal around with them Curmudgeons
it's nothin' to me, and not my affair."

"i know you're worried.  ya' ain't foolin' me.
all the growlin' in the world don't make you a bear.

you've heard the grim tidings from ByWater Landing.
i think they were after Nate and his mates.
there's a knot in the pit of my stomach
sayin' Pally was there and he's in dire straits."

Trixie gasped.  then he bolted from his tears,
spinning on his heels and careening through the door.
the innkeeper swung his head slowly and sighed.
"all this hell on earth, and still they cook up more."

and the mist gathered at the base of the ladder,
winding its way through disappearing rungs.
and the barkeep expelled the taste of salt.
then he flinched from the sting of the sea in his lungs.


*

trailing fickle fancies of the babbling brook
the festering fog continued to churn,
instilling billows in the whimpering willows
flanking the forest that fringed Fleagle's Fern.

Sylvana awakened to tittering twitters
from bickering crows aslant on her wall
as they slowly slid down and flitted back up,
inexplicably managing not to fall.

"it's about time the fledgling opened her eyes!"
said one with a beak of piercing prominence.

"are you speaking in metaphor, dearie,
or trotting out more of your pompous dominance?"

"wah, wah, wah" said the third, gregarious bird,
skittering over to the dressing table.

Sylvana stretched, in the midst of a yawn,
then beckoned brightly.  "how did you sleep, Miss Sable?"

the second crow darted onto her shoulder,
tenderly pecking her fondly tendered ear.
"just like the dead, dolly!  and how about you?
have you replenished your unrelenting cheer?"

"we can see that for ourselves.  the question is,
with whom did she share that amorous parting?"

in sudden umbrage Sable dived at Sharpebeake,
and the third crow cawed.  "they're already starting!"

"what is she talking about?" Sylvana asked,
but Sable was too caught up in the scuffle.
the third crow skedaddled onto the bed,
narrowly skirting the hovering kerfuffle.

Sharpebeake squawked as the squabble lost altitude.
"it's not my fault that she chronicles her sleep.
ask Dithery if you don't believe me."
and the fray was curtailed in a squashed, ruffled heap.

Dithery looked stricken.  "keep me out of this.
anyway, i wasn't paying attention."

the whistling broom approached the discomposed crows,
swishing up dust to downplay the tension.

patiently waiting till they skipped in succession
it tidied the wisps from under their claws.
then herding floating feathers if swept from the room,
scattering matter with scarcely a pause.

"just what did i say?" inquired Sylvana,
as Dithery tweeted the broom's catchy tune.

"you were mooning over sunsets and limpid eyes."
Sharpebeake simpered, improvising a swoon.

"i thought we agreed after that tragic mishap
not to stick our beaks where they'd don't belong"
said Guanyin, guided in by the monkey
and braiding macramé that was stringing along.

though she talked with her hands the strands kept knotting
which passed without comment from anyone there.
her presence possessed a soothing solvent
and the aura around her clarified the air.

"have you anything to say to Sylvana?"
she asked while stroking the doting monkey's paw.

Sharpebeake looked askance at her intractable feet.
"apologies tend to get stuck in my craw."

the monkey grinned but no one else noticed
for they were all mindful of the change in Guanyin;
the curious quickening of atmosphere,
the sudden distraction that tilted her chin.

after a moment she caressed Sylvana's cheek.
"the queen of need has been busy, my dear.
i wonder she doesn't tire herself out.
your shining friend's the beacon that draws her near."

Sylvana was visibly shaken, saying
"i'll be ready in a trice, and on my way."
Sharpebeake deflected the threat in Sable's eyes
with an absurdly innocuous display.

"bring those you can trust from the Collective.
and watch that your steps aren't beguiled onto bog."
Guanyin and the monkey repaired to prepare
for Sylvana's gallant venture in the fog.

the crows saw her off from their perch in a window
after Sharpebeake chucked out a sighing dove.
she shook her head as she ruefully said
"our fledgling's flown the coop, and fumbled into love."


*

the forest, rolling in myopic vapors
was carpeted with a cruising occlusion
compelling its denizens to forage
in a cocoon of claustrophobic confusion.

condensing droplets fell from spectral elms
smudging skewed wrinkles on the surfaces of creeks,
etching the windows of the spookhouse in the woods
with scrawny, stretched signs in cascading streaks.

Sleazy was slumped on the kitchen table,
dozing and dribbling a drooling stream of twaddle.
Rashful stood muttering, his hands on his hips,
irately eyeing the upended bottle.

he shrugged his shoulders and stumbled to the stove,
starting in on the breakfast preparations.
Sleazy awoke to snatch up his clutter,
a tidy avoiding of recriminations.

when Weepy and the otter came down the steps
Rashful was humming an out of tune ditty.
exchanging in glances their stunned disbelief,
the otter expressed an ear-flattened pity.

Weepy's twin Gropey plied his old vocation,
slinging laden dishes with dexterous hands
which paved the pair's passage with the pirates
menacing the shores of their plundered latin lands.

with the grace of a mime and a dash of panache
he shuffled muffins and plated pork pie
stacking up crumpets and glittering fritters,
cramming the table in the blink of an eye.

the princess came in as Sleazy brewed coffee,
encumbered with flowers that filled up the sink.
she wrought a rose wreath to wear in her hair,
transfixing the otter with another sly wink.


then everyone ducked from pelting cutlery,

caroming with a cacophonous clatter
after an accelerating butter knife
unnerved the salad forks, making them scatter.


*

upstairs, urgent tapping was rousing Nate
while his wits untangled from a feeling of doom
stemming from the visceral conviction
that something quite sinister had just left his room.

"come in" he croaked, comprehending he was alone.
Mock entered at once, as white as a sheet.
Nate tried to rise but clung to Pally's essence,
still sensing his warmth and the press of his feet.

Mock said "i can't find Gramps.  i think somethin's wrong.
he's not in the cottage.  i've looked everywhere.
the only odd lead that's turned up so far
is a broken candle on the edge of a stair."

Nate threw off the covers, looking for his cape.
"what about Pally.  did you bump into him?"

Mock's jaw flew open.  "no, i never did.
i ought to have caught that.  sometimes i'm awfully dim."

"stuff and nonsense.  you're as sharp as they come.
but time's wasting, Br'er Mock.  let's alert the others."

"that fell fog's reinfested the forest.
i'd fain it rained brimstone, if i had me druthers!"


*

with the slippery knife safely apprehended
the serving spoons plunged back in their platters.
but though the splattered flatware had settled down
the tablecloth and napkins were in tatters.

it was clear from Nate's conduct something was wrong
when he prodded a possum out of his chair.
"Pally and Gramps have gone missing" he said.
"our sole clue's a candle, discarded on a stair."

searching looks scurried in concentric circles
while adding up the agitated faces.
a timid rabbit hopped out of the glare
that ominously clustered in vacant spaces.

the door sprung open and Sappy tumbled in,
a frantic, flopping fish shuddering for breath.
"something's in that fog.  and it followed me.
and i'd swear it intended to scare me to death!"

this second disquieting revelation
coming as it did in the wake of the first
left the company in a shell-shocked state
their composure crumpled and their bonhomie burst.

the final whimper asked after Lumpy
radiating panic as it bathed them in gloom.
it trickled out of Weepy, frail as a whisper
and hung in the air like death in a tomb.


*

the birds outside were caroling chatter,
embroidering dissonance from lyrical trill
bantering with brethren from Pasty's bay window
fresh from their huddle, bunched up on her sill.

they strung out their perches on fanned out branches
despite the dingy, diminished perspective.
for though they loathed the malevolent mist
they were fond of Sludge White, and fiercely protective.

with rapt attention they watched the six Curmudgeons
accompany Nate through the makeshift door
with their hurricane lanterns and flaming pitch,
divvied up in parties, each composed of four.

Rashful's retinue included the twins
with the spectacled otter draped on Weepy's neck.
he rallied their valor by warbling his ditty,
afflicting those in earshot all to heck.

Sleazy spun diversions for Nate and Mock
with his unrivalled flair for flinging dirty words,
ferried by echoes that twined through the trees
in varying directions, confounding the birds.

they vanished from sight as the writhing sallow swirls
swallowed the light that seeped from Sappy's torch.
then a deeply disturbing silhouette
darted from the shadows and sidled off the porch.


*
[thus, crunching and sliding, October ventures forth
on the spluttering spilled beans of chapter the fourth.]
*
- Evan Hawthornthe 30th of September, 2018

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Sludge White and the Seven Curmudgeons - Chapter Three


as the night wore on the cryptic mist lifted.
shards of starshine skimmed the surface of the earth.
by dawn even shade loving nooks and crannies
had dislodged the haze from its hovering berth.

Mock was astonished to find himself waking
and the cavalcade advancing on the woods.
though Sappy and Gropey scratched their groggy heads
snores were still seeping from several slumping hoods.

the sun warmed the hills in ByWater Landing
tanning fishwives and ferrymen on the dock.
children splashed laughter on the glistening beach
while skipping and squealing and running amok.

when the file of Curmudgeons reached the river
(as that's where the ponies had wanted to go)
a flying contraption sundered the heavens,
a throbbing steel beast that flashed a baleful glow.

the destruction it unloaded was blinding,
the crater it gouged inconceivably vast.
Sappy tried to steady his rupturing chest
certain his heart would be shattered by the blast.

when it was over and the ground laid back down
they frantically inspected all that was left.
what was missing took longer to tally.
of its children the Landing was wholly bereft.

Pally raked the dirt in a frenzied fury,
despairing disbelief distorting his eyes.
even muscular Mock couldn't constrain him
or soothe his wounded, inconsolable cries.

but his outbursts were hushed and his struggles stilled
when unbearable shock left him dazed and numb
on discovering a foot in a sandal
and fingers still clasping a miniature thumb.

and they placed him on a shying pony
tendered by the mercy of the carpenter's hands
then went on helping the desolate peasants
sift for survivors in the stained, shifting sands.

yet their efforts only piled on torment
for naught that's familiar was wrought in that hell,
only twisted, uninhabited fragments
and the futile corpse of a cracked, chapel bell.

the prospects for rescue steadily decreased
till the misery was utterly unmixed.
in the silence the Curmudgeons remounted
while the neighbors stood by, wooden and transfixed.

like disfigured effigies stripped of their limbs
their senses were blunted and their dreams effaced.
whatever befell this town without children
its stolen future could never be replaced.

leaving ByWater Landing to its sorrow
they took comfort in the shadows of the trees.
but the keening of the mourners stayed with them,
its burden of aching distressing the breeze.

the rest of the day passed without discourse
as each on their own tried to fathom the attack.
the madness they'd witnessed offended reason
and even the ponies were taken aback.


*

the first stars appeared as they reached the cottage
and a velvet hush was softening the ground
enhancing the glimmer cast from the windows,
strangely enchanting the dislocated sound.

Lumpy and the princess came out to greet them.
but meeting the trauma they stopped in their tracks.
ever so gently they unstrapped the trappings,
springing back the springs in the ponies' packed backs.

while the fire sparked its primal enchantment
and Gramps spun yarns of inverted circumstance
nothing could inspire the warmth or the light
to summon Pally from the depths of his trance.

all that terror laid bare in his anguished stare
chilled the gathering deer to the very bone.
but though it caused Weepy to glisten with tears
Pally's petrified gaze was dry as a stone.

he wrestled the night nestled in Nate's embrace,
lost in a darkness impenetrably deep.
from adjacent rooms faint sobbing could be heard
and two or three voices cried out in their sleep.


*

the moon bathed the earth in august splendor
evoking its canticle of keening howl.
Pasty paced the woods, flinging glancing glow
spoiling the dinner of a disgruntled owl.

something was rustling in the silvery gloom
so she slipped within the branches of a tree.
then a striding figure shifted the shadows
pausing in a place Sludge White could plainly see.

a handsome lass was clad in leather armour
with penetrating eyes and a candid grin,
her lustrous hair bedecked in dangling cornrows
cascading on luminous, ebony skin.

as she calmly queried "why art thou hiding?"
her flickering laughter lapped the brittle air.


the princess emerged as her heart skipped a beat.
"only to observe a smattering of care."

"i see.  then i ought to introduce myself.
i'm citizen Sylvana, of Fleagle's Fern
protectress of the Peoples' Free Collective,
an anarchist, and an acolyte of Herne.

we brought aid to the survivors of the flood
and uncovered a mountain pass steeped in rocks.
for two days i've been bailing out a hamlet,
feeding the farmers, and unmiring an ox."

"i'm known as Sludge White, and most pleased to meet you.
there's a cottage nigh, where i'm staying with friends.
wouldst thou partake of rest and refreshment?
it's just simple fare.  i'm afraid we're at loose ends."

"i accept your kindness and beg your pardon,
for i mean no slight to your lady mother.
but a name like that could hardly suit you.
i wonder if you answer to any other?"

"my friends call me Pasty" the princess replied,
stepping over flowers filling up with dew.


Sylvana sparkled with musical chuckles
and shaking her head, said "that'll have to do."

their voices lingered in the sleeping forest
till the last glints of moonshine began to fade.
then dawn resurrected the drowsy landscape
splashing its flashes of pink amongst the jade,

advancing the gift of a separate grace
for spanning the hours and wearing down shores;
for grafting the grieving into different drifts
as their feet find the grooves of well-worn floors.


*

rose-tinted arcs illumined kitchen windows
igniting gilt edges of saucers and plates
as Lumpy and Weepy heaped on the table
plump bowls of porridge, buttered crumpets, and dates.

"you must have something" said Sappy with concern.
Pally strayed farther in his faraway eyes.
it was the first time they'd seen him unadorned,
in the folds of Nate's cape, skirting past his thighs.

though Gramps' gnarled fingers tousled his tangles
and the otter tucked his tail around his feet
this failed to elicit any response.
for despite the mute scream, his silence was complete.

Rashful's bark blasted through an open window.
"just how the hell did the ponies get unhitched?"
as each person's glance met another's nonplussed
Weepy looked down and his jittery lips twitched.

a wrathful visage sprang into the window,
it's glare occluded by overhanging eaves.
those gathered at the table shrugged their shoulders
while Weepy of course, was sobbing in his sleeves.

"i should have guessed it would be you!" said Rashful,
rushing in recklessly and slamming the door.
Sappy stood swiftly to fend off the fury.
startled deer scattered from their spots on the floor.

"we have to accept each other as we are.
that's what we all agreed, from the very start.
since Weepy senses what the animals feel
we must respect him when he follows his heart."

Rashful struggled with himself for a moment
and settled on secreting a strangled sigh.
then Sappy squeezed the dripping hanky, and said
"there now, dear Weepy, there's no more need to cry."

the otter prodded more grumbles from Rashful,
trampling his toes on the way to Weepy's lap.
"i don't know what's come over me lately.
i never used to be such a softhearted sap!"

Sylvana was delightfully diverted,
fondly reposing a hand on Pasty's knee.
Mock instantly noticed, but feigned nonchalance
while passing to Lumpy honey for his tea.

"what was it?" asked Sleazy, audibly airing
the one burning question on everyone's minds.
Gropey dropped the dishes he was balancing,
cluttering a muddle of shards, crumbs, and rinds.

but all their attention focused on Pally,
his head cupped despondently under Nate's chin.
"they mentioned a weapon" the woodsman offered.
"the soldiers discussed it when they brought me in.

it was something that could kill at a distance
so its use would pose no danger to themselves."

"well as long as they're safe!" said Mock with a smirk.
"another 'orror snatched from misery's shelves!"

"that's the whole point of makin' weapons" snapped Gramps.
"wreakin' 'avoc without feelin' its effects."

"to do away with Karma?"  Sylvana blanched.
"surely that's not a thing a person directs."

"as i told Mock when 'e were just a sprat,
the world's been in denial since it got started."

she thoughtfully looked from one to the other.
"how long has it been since you two were parted?"

"you'd better ask 'im.  i've no 'ead for numbers.
and me best guess wouldn't be near enough right.
it were all darkness for us in that dungeon
with no way o' tellin' the day from the night.

but it 'urt me 'eart fierce to be without 'im.
for i raised 'im, you see, since 'e were a pup.
any moment now it's like as not to burst
seein' 'ow me darlin' boy's grown 'imself up."

Mock said "they took 'im when i was eleven.
days later they told me 'e died of the pox.
that's when i first were branded a terrorist.
for peltin' the sentries with insults and rocks."

Sylvana's laughter rippled in soothing waves.
Rashful leaned in closer, leaving off his wrath.
"may i ask what decided you, m'lady,
to foster the seedlings on the Green Man's path?"


*

"as a child i'd heard of Herne the Hunter
but stumbled on his acquaintance in a dream.
he placidly stood in a sun-dappled wood,
resplendent and smiling in his dazzling beam.

his antlers appeared to be growing swiftly.
yet they managed to remain a constant height.
and the moon and the stars rose in the sunshine,
filling the forest with several shades of light.

a herd of deer danced enigmatic steps,
weaving a pattern too intricate to follow.
then he beckoned while his image receded,
taking me with him to a haloed hollow.

surrounded there by cedars and willows
we ambled past mushrooms of astonishing size.
vines were entwined with tinkling sapphire bells.
and strangely hued rainbows shimmered in the skies.

empathetic animals thronged at my side.
flowers blossomed in bewildering array.
i felt so completely peaceful and happy
i couldn't imagine not wanting to stay.

when i reluctantly woke from this vision
i knew i'd embarked on a signal sea change.
but finding myself alone in our cottage
i hastily scoured the rest of the grange."


*

a gripping stillness soaked up Sylvana's pause,
the table held tautly in tense suspension.
rapt, spellbound birds had assembled on the sills
and even Pally was paying attention.

Pasty seemed unable to believe her ears.
though captivated she was plainly perplexed.
poor Rashful was flirting with apoplexy,
blurting "well, what the bloody hell happened next?"

Sylvana continued, rethreading the strands
misfortune had seeded then callously strewn.
"i discovered my mother in the garden,
her hemorrhaging injuries disclosing bone.

flapping scraps of shredded dress ripped through the air
as her windswept spirit was torn from my hands.
of my father i found only his pitchfork,
broken and splintered on the blood-spattered sands.

panicked and crushed at the loss of my parents,
compelled and entranced by the promise of Herne
i decided to set out for the hollow,
grasping hopeless straws, yet yearning to return.

but the trees i walked under didn't greet me.
and sapphire bells weren't blooming in the sage.
it was only the greenwood i'd grown up in
with nothing to temper my heartsickened rage."


*

"at the edge of the forest stood a cottage
which i'd willingly swear was waiting for me.
a wizened woman beckoned from a window
'come in, my poppet. you're just in time for tea.'

despite misgivings, i pushed open the door
inciting glitter in the hovering dust.
sprigs of drying herbs dangled from the ceiling
mingling their fragrance with primordial must.

a cauldron was simmering in the fireplace
adeptly stirred by a free-floating spoon.
two or three brooms had been propped in a corner.
another swept ashes while whistling a tune.

a caucus of crows clung to the chimney
profoundly engaged in a heated discussion.
a monkey was slapping the clock with a stick
keeping the time with impromptu percussion.

'they've been at it all morning,' she chuckled.
'they'll tire soon enough.  don't pay them any mind.'
then she lifted a cup into empty space
and i suddenly understood she was blind.

as the afternoon waned i learned her story,
how she tended the rustics for leagues around
with natural remedies and poultices
which hearsay said were the best that could be found.

Guanyin was named for the Goddess of Mercy
and crossed the fell mountains from the farthest east.
she'd settled in the outskirts of Fleagle's Fern
to decline no mild man, nor kindly beast.

we've bided together since our first meeting
and she's taught me all the healing lore i know.
but when i suggested Herne charted my steps
she said the wind introduced us even so.

from that day to this i've been an apprentice
extending the work of her dexterous hands.
and i serve in the People's Free Collective
to ferment freedom in plutocratic lands.

we're a council empowered by peasants
to see to their needs and defend the common good.
honoring an oath i plighted to Herne
i'm an escort for outcasts adrift in the wood."


*

Lumpy caught Weepy as he dipped in a swoon
sparked and smitten by Sylvana's gallant tale.
it seemed that Sappy had forgotten to breathe,
his chocolate skin tempered to a creamy pale.

Pasty grew pensive.  "i fled to that hollow,
ferried through the air by some magical grace.
encircled by willows, enveloped by bells,
your phantom hollow is an actual place."

Gramps said "quite surely. it's in all the legends.
custom calls it 'appily Ever After.
that's 'cause it's mostly composed of reflections
and tears shed there are said to brim with laughter.

no space misplaces your neighbors or their thoughts.
and each consequence gets concurrently cast.
whatever you fancy unfolds on the spot.
yet the time it befalls has already passed."

"it's not likely you've heard of it," Mock observed.
"i'll warrant their majesties wouldn't approve.
to escape the contagion of reflection
they'd bloody well force the whole kingdom to move."

mirth unfastened every face but Pally's
for humour was estranged from his senses by grief,
swapped like the hopes of ByWater Landing
for the changeling terror of a soul-sickened thief.


*

Sylvana took her leave early that evening
as a blushing sun flooded the earth with rust,
and the frayed shadows of unattained desires
shifted about in the unsettled dust.

they bade their farewells amidst sighing thrushes,
in the drift of cooing doves, plaintive and hushed.
yet somehow Sludge White simply failed to fathom
why her heartbeat fluttered and her cheeks felt flushed.

faint stars made their flickering appearance
while a parcel of ponies scampered in a field.
for the very first time in their hemmed in lives
they weren't reined, restrained, or required to yield.

eternal yearning revolved in the sky
as the planets revelled in their ponderous dance.
unleashing kindred overridden wishes,
the ponies frolicked in a freewheeling prance.

the stellar procession was elsewhere observed
with the red-rimmed eyes of a crestfallen king,
the reign of His Grace disgraced and encumbered
by a withered conscience and a tarnished ring.

the misery that His Majesty meted
nearly disabled the subjects of his realm.
but alas! they'd likely have fared no better
if another elite was conning the helm.

in the days since his daughter's disappearance
he'd held his disquieting notions at bay
slantedly glancing through his latticed windows,
raptly surveying the swirling birds of prey.

but when night descended his hard heart darkened
and he hearkened to the summons of his youth,
to the time his indifference hadn't seasoned
and his reason still sought resonance in truth.


*

the hidden chamber far beneath his footfalls
stacked with its caskets of glittering gold junk
echoed the emptiness his wife couldn't stifle
as she rifled through her trifle-filled trunk.

while the spirited mirror warily watched
she unpacked a rack of beakers and vials.
from the slivered rifts that scarred his scuffed surface
he'd clearly suffered for obstructing her wiles.

perusing the pages of a musty tome
by the light of the grisly gleam in her eye,
she cackled when she came to the recipes
for savory dishes that make people die.


then she whisked out her wand and rolled up her sleeves
thrusting a cauldron over sputtering flames,
to concoct a brew that would likely outdo
Disney's foul litany of dastardly dames.

the shade of something disconcertingly shaped
sifted strange silhouettes that splayed on the wall.
insufferable shrieks bewailing existence
spurted with the blood seeping in from the hall.

a rash of river rats rummaged and snickered,
surging in a slithering, roughhousing crowd.
a spate of squat spiders spun while suspended,
concealing the ceiling with a sound-proof shroud.

in a raspy and reedy, paper-thin voice
wheezing and riddled with inscrutable ticks
the book disclosed the fiendish directions
for fixing up fruit in a perfidious mix.

"three festering fingers of a feckless wretch
freshly dissevered or affixed to the stump.
two lingering lesions from scorpion stings
scraped from fading victims, congealed in a clump.

a rasher of ribs, unsparingly sauced
ripped from a rigid reverend, rabid with wroth.
the pinioned wings pilfered off spring's first robin.
a dislocated limb from a three-toed sloth.

the last gasp of air sucked from a drowning mouth.
a patch of stretched out neck, tautly wreathed in rope.
seven slight hands sliced for swiping moldy bread.
a knot of slit veins forever drained of hope."


*

rattled, rocked, and utterly revolted
the queasy mirror glazed a ghastly shade of green.
he knew the queen's propensity for evil
but her taste in books was patently obscene.

as the horde of relics piled up around her
he cast about for plausible futures,
projecting a means for thwarting her schemes
while skirting reprisals resulting in sutures.

the tome droned on with its uncanny patter
as the shape shifting shade slid under the door.
"a vestige of depleted uranium.
ten tainted toadstools sporting spores by the score.

a pinch of cyanide pigmented with lead.
a shred of panicked dread, screaming in the night.
a trickle of drool that pooled from a fool.
a smidgen of perdition and a spit of spite.

a trace of arsenic, tastelessly laced with lye.
six drops of venom from a viper's bite.
a whiff of suspicion whipped into a froth.
two spoons of envy mixed with finely diced slight.

a lolloping dollop of mercury
tossed in nightshade salad, rolling round in the gorse."

the mirror sighed softly and muttered to himself
"talk about beating to death a dead horse!"

then just as the book was about to impart
the ingredient most lethally binding
a sudden whistling draft wafted passed the harpy
undermining her magical minding.

the perspectives in the chamber grew deeper
and the distance from the ceiling seemed to swell.
the resulting perceptions wrought vertigo
rendering the queen unsteady and unwell.

as they settled into altered dimensions
the pages flipped past in an unforeseen rush.
then the arcane tome closed itself with a thud
and the mirror shimmered a violet blush.

"you needn't be so snappy!" quoth Her Highness,
flaring to regain her bearings and bile.
though scarcely affecting a shaky stance,
she managed a manner unspeakably vile.

the ruse the mirror mused had left her confused
and the truth, forsooth, transcendentally veiled.
the book's grim ramblings were abruptly abridged
and its recipe corrupted and curtailed.

the queen left further hexing till the morrow,
fearing the frailty her spells might imbue.
the frazzled mirror eyed the frothing cauldron,
darkly reflecting a phosphorescent hue.


*
[and thus, chapter the third's burden is heard.]
*
- Evan Hawthornthe 23rd of September, 2018 

















["Sludge White and the Seven Curmudgeons" was completed on 10/16/2017.]