the door of the spookhouse
lugged itself open
to accommodate the
animated broom,
attending to attenuated
tissues
and briskly dislodging accretions
of gloom.
a turbulent breeze rattled
the garden
and Sharpebeake and
Dithery dived out of its tide.
observing the approaching hail
of petals
the broom stiffly bristled
and swept back inside.
as the sun took its turn arraying the bower
a staggered Sappy emerged from the trees.
propelled by the vision thrust upon him
he stumbled to the grotto and slumped to his knees.
Dithery landed next to her sister
in a fluster of feathers and sputtering caws.
tilting her head, she said "shouldn't we help him?
i fancy there's something amiss with his paws."
"that's one of our fledgling's pedestrian projects.
you needn't fret. i
expect it can crawl."
Dithery demurred.
"the poor wingless things!
it's a wonder they manage to waddle at all!"
as Lumpy was ladling seconds on porridge
a
sheathed figure waltzed through the kitchen door,
and
milking a theatrical entrance
a
drapery of frippery flopped on the floor.
Trixie
the barmaid from the Gimpy Gait,
patched
lashes glitzed in glitter, lush lips glazed in gloss
flaunted
jeweled hands on pert, sashaying hips,
his
lavender curls like flippant candyfloss.
Rashful
bridled as he plunked down the fritters
on
the quivering edge of going berserk.
"how
am i expected to scrounge up breakfast
with
people leapin' from the freakin' woodwork?"
the
minstrel laughed as he pushed out a chair.
"how's Trix?
has
the Contra Band been clapped in the clink?"
but
he couldn't hear the disgruntled answer
over
Rashful's thrashing dishes in the sink.
"i'm
afraid i've come with unpleasant tidings
spilled
from a goon what was cryin' in his mead."
"unless
our sainted sock's gone spastic" piped Mock
"the
ill wind that brought you is freighted indeed."
Trixie
flinched as he noticed Solomon,
deferentially
nodding his swiveling head.
since
none of the others were disconcerted
he
feigned nonchalance to camouflage his dread.
Sylvana
passed him the last of the kippers
and
Gropey plucked his knife from a swishing scrap.
though
unnerved by the bumping cutlery
he
managed to evict the fingers from his lap.
when
Mock sent out runners to fetch the salt
his
affected composure left off its pretense.
"seein'
as your mouth's already open" snapped Mock
"what
say you dish dirt and siphon suspense?"
"oh,
right! well, the clangin' wankers are on
the move.
your
lot's been decreed a terrorist cell.
a
pod of the People's Free Collective
hatchin'
Commie plots in the godless pits of hell.
i
think that's how the pickled git put it.
that,
and you're behind the princess's abduction."
Mock
seemed pleased. "now that's
deflective invective!
offending
logic with dodgy deduction."
Rashful caught sight of something in the
window
that snagged his attention and held it in
thrall.
as he sidled unnoticed through the back
door
Mary the banshee glided in from the hall.
"who's tickling my
ears with that dulcet din,
budging a coffer that's scraping up the
grout?
wee as a gnome, or some
other slight kin.
but the garden's gone dark
and i can't make him out."
elation ensued which
funneled through Lumpy.
"our Sleazy and
Chester are back in the fold!"
Mortimer's wonder was
tempered with velvet.
"just prior to the
rain. it's what she foretold."
frayed percussive patterns
were pelting the panes
as smudged clouds
thickened, injecting gloaming gloom.
and those in the kitchen
were stricken at once
with a ponderous presentiment of doom.
"some comely peddler
must be hawkin' glum pusses."
Sleazy in a snit sauntered
through the room.
"ain't none of you
chuffed or rubbin' your peepers?
this grubbery smacks of an
overbooked tomb."
it was then that the siege
made itself known
with a seismic breach that
loosed their apprehension,
a jarring affront on
lateral boundaries
displacing their spatial comprehension.
and it rattled the
foundations of the spookhouse
arousing the dust of
unsettled fears,
while waves of shock blown
out of proportion
dispersed a distortion
that hammered in their ears.
it ratcheted into an
unsteady rhythm
jolting them out of their
stupefied trance,
jilting bouncing plates
off jittery shelves
like angst-addled slammers
at a brittle punk dance.
as a burnt, acrid smell
stung startled senses
an ominous rift fretted
though the rafters.
the cracked oven door sprang
open with a thud
deflating the soufflé
they'd stashed for afters.
Sylvana and the bard were first
on their feet
ducking under Mary,
flapping through the hall,
almost tripping on the
trundling watchrug
rolling rolled up in a
slumping, flumping ball.
they pulled up short where
the entrance had been
and Pally was prying a still
smoking boulder
egged on by the frenzied, hook-slinging hat rack
upending itself to bolster
his shoulder.
panicking mammals were hurtling
in
as they frantically
scrambled for somewhere to hide.
a shivering rabbit pierced
everyone's hearts
with eerie, shrill cries
too wretched to abide.
the shuddering tremors had
unhinged the shutters
and thus a terrible racket
ensued;
derailed by the throes of stark
indecision
they slammed shut and
open, coming quite unglued.
the careening flight of
the barreling monkey,
entailing the broom and
bits of the floor
was crossly curtailed by a
lumbering bear,
despondently pawing the
fragmented door.
as Mortimer scanned for
flashes of armour
a catapult hurled another
assault,
etching in the earth the ramifications
that spread like the scars
of reciprocal fault.
Chester's presence was
dappling the forest
with a restless strain of
itinerant dusks,
blotting ephemeral visits
of doubt
foraging for conscience in
the helmeted husks.
for even in the ranks that
trample defiance
enforcing for order its
biddable train
a penchant for compassion perversely persists
hatching attachments to
mitigate pain.
the twilights cavorted
with the bruised, leaden clouds
assembled like threats of angry disdain,
frowning on the skittish, indecisive bursts
that bandied about the intermittent rain.
deeper in the woods
Rashful startled Sappy
rooting out secrets
beneath the ancient eaves;
immersed in the first
commiseration,
imbibing the sighs of
impressionable leaves.
"you missed my breakfast
to dawdle in a daze?"
he snickered while flicking
incidental burrs.
"i expect your
daisies have all gone to seed.
ods bodkins! what's joggin' that noggin' of yours?"
"if you must know, i've
had another vision."
Sappy kept twitching, spilling trepidation.
Rashful's mouth opened, but nothing came out.
and the trees went on absorbing milling tension.
then the burden gushed with headlong abandon.
"we were
surrounded. i saw it, clear as day.
the royals and their
minions. they'd found us out.
Guanyin in a window, holding
them at bay.
windy beyond belief. and here's the weirdest part.
our Weepy was dancing with
Pasty's deer.
she herself was awake. embracing Sylvana.
swamped in pink
petals, swirling round the bier."
the ground seemed to slip
from under Rashful's feet
as the wind picked up and
he sank to his knees.
at that precise moment
both of them grasped
the conspicuous drift of the stiffening breeze.
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- Evan Hawthorn, the 12th of June, 2016