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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

the recipe (an excerpt from my novella-poem "Sludge White and the Seven Curmudgeons")

the hidden chamber far beneath his footfalls
stacked with its caskets of glittering gold junk,
echoed the emptiness his wife couldn't stifle
as she rifled through her trifle-filled trunk.
while the spirited mirror warily watched
she unpacked a rack of beakers and vials.
from the slivered rifts that scarred his scuffed surface
he'd clearly suffered for obstructing her wiles.

perusing the pages of a musty tome
by the light of the grisly gleam in her eye,
she cackled when she came to the recipes
for savory dishes that make people die.
then she whisked out her wand and rolled up her sleeves
thrusting a cauldron over sputtering flames,
to concoct a brew that would likely outdo
Disney's foul litany of dastardly dames.

the shade of something disconcertingly shaped
sifted strange silhouettes that splayed on the wall.
insufferable shrieks bewailing existence
spurted with the blood seeping in from the hall.
a rash of river rats rummaged and snickered
surging in a slithering, roughhousing crowd.
a spate of squat spiders spun while suspended
concealing the ceiling with a sound-proof shroud.

in a raspy and reedy, paper-thin voice
wheezing and riddled with inscrutable ticks,
the book disclosed the fiendish directions
for fixing up fruit in a perfidious mix.
"three festering fingers of a feckless wretch
freshly dissevered or affixed to the stump.
two lingering lesions from scorpion stings
scraped from fading victims, congealed in a clump.

a rasher of ribs, unsparingly sauced
ripped from a rigid reverend, rabid with wroth.
the pinioned wings pilfered off spring's first robin,
a dislocated limb from a three-toed sloth.
the last gasp of air sucked from a drowning mouth,
a patch of stretched out neck, tautly wreathed in rope.
seven slight hands sliced for swiping moldy bread,
a knot of slit veins forever drained of hope."

rattled, rocked, and utterly revolted
the queasy mirror glazed a ghastly shade of green.
he knew the queen's propensity for evil
but her taste in books was patently obscene.
as the horde of relics piled up around her
he cast about for plausible futures,
projecting a means for thwarting her schemes
while skirting reprisals resulting in sutures.

the tome droned on with its uncanny patter
as the shape shifting shade slid under the door.
"a vestige of depleted uranium,
ten tainted toadstools sporting spores by the score.
a pinch of cyanide pigmented with lead,
a shred of panicked dread, screaming in the night.
a trickle of drool that pooled from a fool,
a smidgen of perdition and a spit of spite.

a trace of arsenic, tastelessly laced with lye,
six drops of venom from a viper's bite.
a whiff of suspicion whipped into a froth,
two spoons of envy mixed with finely diced slight.
a lolloping dollop of mercury
tossed in nightshade salad, rolling round in the gorse."

the mirror sighed softly and muttered to himself
"talk about beating to death a dead horse!"
then just as the book was about to impart
the ingredient most lethally binding,
a sudden whistling draft wafted passed the harpy
undermining her magical minding.

the perspectives in the chamber grew deeper
and the distance from the ceiling seemed to swell.
the resulting perceptions wrought vertigo,
rendering the queen unsteady and unwell.
as they settled into altered dimensions
the pages flipped past in an unforeseen rush.
then the arcane tome closed itself with a thud
and the mirror shimmered a violet blush.

"you needn't be so snappy!" quoth Her Highness,
flaring to regain her bearings and bile.
though scarcely affecting a shaky stance,
she managed a manner unspeakably vile.

the ruse the mirror mused had left her confused,
and the truth, forsooth, transcendentally veiled.
the book's grim ramblings were abruptly abridged,
and its recipe corrupted and curtailed.
the queen left further hexing till the morrow,
fearing the frailty her spells might imbue.
the frazzled mirror eyed the frothing cauldron,
darkly reflecting a phosphorescent hue.
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- Evan Hawthorn, the 24th of May, 2016

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