roving reporter Alfonso's first big break

 [ the thing is, you can see right through them.  even passed the CIA applied siding
      of defensive psychology that hems in all their boxed in claim framed windows.

  here's roving reported Alphonso with a whiskered kernel of actual news
  the mainstream teaming seams will no doubt cover with frosting.]:

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notwithstanding mined currencies and pipelined subterfuge,

it turns out the CIA embedded authoritarian donkeys' deranged

'Not Trump' audience identification puppet wants more oil,

in the run up to the "election" and what may be

another proxy epoxied flaring up war with Iran.

so now, after hounding the poor democratically elected

Venezuelan government all this time,

(since the lumpen Trump's crowned thine hoods
 tried to prop up an unelected imaginary "president"

 while "SuperPower" affliction's
 British bromanced cutpurse goons

 helped steal the Venezuelan peoples' money,

 and then, when that brazenly appointed bozo

 failed to gain any popular support,

 like the exceptional pirates they concisely are,

 they "enacted sweeping sanctions"

 with the goal of collapsing the Maduro administration,

 causing widespread suffering and contributing
 to the deaths of tens of thousands,

 as "Freedom & Democracy's" election immune mockery,

 cheered on by its hypothetical "free press" crockery,

 ever so loves to do,)

they've gone and suddenly decided, you see, to lift

those very sanctions on Venezuela's oil and gas sector!

the State Department helpfully explained that

"all other sanctions will remain in place."

adding insult to injury, they'll also resume deporting

the desperate Venezuelan migrants who've tried to

escape their bipartisan sifted "backyard" drifted

viciously inflicted misery.

the next round is planned for Saturday.

(so set the date, and get that Barbie & Ken

 authority penned 24-7 dinned popcorn a'fluffin'!)

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- Alfonso the Mouse

[say, can you even imagine "the news" coming over honestly like this,

 without appealing to the profanity of Hollywood addled vanity?

 you may say i'm a dreamer,

 but mayhaps Yoda had it right,

 and verily there is,

( to say the very least,

 and sprinkle it with yeast,)

 another. ]