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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

a harrowing wind and a jaunt to garner gossip

(this excerpt from my novella-poem "Sludge White and the Seven Curmudgeons" begins as our heroine has just seen the Curmudgeons off on their mission to retrieve the battlerack and watchrug (last seen in the midst of a seething tiff, stashed in a sack and left on the edge of a cliff), and garner gossip from that 'bandy-legged bloke', the garrulous innkeeper at the Gimpy Gate.)
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her entourage emerged in solemn silence
from their crevices and unsuspected nooks.
the feathered folk filled the fence posts and railings
resting their wings and exchanging puzzled looks.
Sludge White smiled at the fawn's tawny mother.
"we may as well go in.  i'll put on some tea."
then a strong breeze stirred up the savor of salt
eerily redolent of the distant sea.

and it shivered every leaf in the forest
with a wail that hovered on the edge of sound,
like some siren on a mythical island
or barrow-wight buried in an ancient mound.
the gusts gathered fury, thrashing a hamlet
huddled in the bend of a neighboring brook,
and spun the creaking sign of the Gimpy Gait
nearly plucking the plank from its rusted hook.

"we'll have no more of your guff, Molt the Miller!
i'm up to my ears with your blatherin' rows!"
the barkeep's eyes flashed a fiery warning
from their shaded pockets, 'neath his knitted brows.
he loaded a tray for a pretty barmaid
who balanced the weight while adjusting his wig.
hale, hardy lads locked lips in darkened corners.
a willowy youth pranced the "jitterbug" jig.

Molt the Miller hiccuped, then slid off his stool
and soaking in his cups, passed out on the floor.
the blustering wind sandblasted the tavern
as Rashful swept in, barely holding the door.
his companions followed, flustered like flotsam
plastered with bruises from a furious tiff,
which broadcast the tale for those that could read it:
they'd salvaged the sack from the edge of the cliff.

"who's for a flagon of mead?" asked the barkeep,
smearing the counter with his foul, grimy rag.
then scanning the bobbing, bodiless heads
he summoned another of his barmaids in drag.
"Pally," said he, "give our darlin' boys the works.
say, didn't that sentry have an unpaid bill?"
catching the drift from the stripling's rolling eyes
he heaved a sigh at his disappointed till.

"i'll fetch him" said Rashful.  "i'm just in the mood."
and he dropped from sight as he sprang from his chair,
regrettably stepping on Molt the Miller
whose garbled protests hung faintly in the air.

"just sit yourself down Rashful my matey.
you'll not be riskin' your life an' limb for coins.
the clangin' wankers are like as not to stiff us.
they're walkin' weapons that think with their loins.

"their lot don't ken we're alive!" piped up Pally.
"on market day last they trampled a child.
crushed his little feet and left 'im for dead.
Trixie 'ad to 'old me back.  i were that riled."
he tucked a tip in his fishnet stockings
and blinking back a tear that was starting to sting,
parried one of Gropey's red-handed advances
and said "that's enough of that, ya' daft thing!"

as he trained his sharp eyes on his leaking source
Mock pensively swallowed a swig from his mug.
"and why would the troops be out in such numbers?
are they keepin' the reason under a rug?"

"well now, as it happens," the innkeeper winked,
"i might have a bit to say on that topic."
everyone in earshot settled in their chairs.
Sleazy leaned closer since he was myopic.

"the word is the princess has been abducted.
and the one they're blamin' is Woodcutter Nate.
what'll happen when they get their hands on him
is too grisly and monstrous to contemplate.
they're sayin' the queen's just beside herself.
though i say her ownsome's quite enough to ponder.
they'll stop at nothin' to retrieve that princess
and dispatch poor Nate to the unseen yonder."

a musing depression enveloped the room
as grim implications began to sink in.
a menacing specter shrouded their future
and managed to drown out the rollicking din.
into the respite, the siren lamented,
their troubles wafted, and the rafters rattled.
a rash of ill winds left rooftops ravaged,
and pendulous prospects, ensnared and embattled.


deep in the forest the treetops were trembling.
frightened creatures quivered in their fragile nests.
horizontal blasts flailed the snapping branches,
stripping them of leaves and casting off their pests.
the sunset had barely embarrassed the sky,
when the wight let loose with his harrowing wail.
the furry retainers had made themselves scarce,
to hide in their burrows and ride out the gale.

the princess sat up by the crackling fire,
awaiting her strange little housemates' return
and dazedly gazed at the amber embers,
infrequently adding a fresh log to burn.
a pattering clatter pelted above her
fraying her temper and needling her nerves.
three creaking windows blew open at once
and the spluttering gusts scuttled dust around curves.

the tension mounted when the candid clock
made a comment on the lateness of the hour.
but when the self-starting candles all went out
the seeds of panic proceeded to flower.
as shadows condensed around the fireplace
a tingle of dread disconcerted her spine.
then an evergreen tree smashed through the front door
sprucing up the entry, spraying it with pine.

Pasty lost her courage and leapt up the stairs
her fleet feet reflecting her fluttering heart.
in headlong haste she mishandled the landing
prying her presence and the present apart.
the cloudburst arrived, tossing in its insult,
spattering her dress and staining it with mud.
and the ranting winds beleaguered the hallway,
entangling her hair in a dark pool of blood.
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- Evan Hawthorn, the 6th of April, 2016

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